Parve* Planet

 

 

There was a time, and it will come again, when I have cut dairy out of my diet.  It was a great way to reduce cholesterol and fat as well as to open a door to better breathing (I’m a chronic asthmatic).  Now that I am living in Israel this is a little more challenging as soy products tend to be a lot pricier and dairy products tend to be a lot tastier!  But I look forward to returning to my non-diary ways.  I also tended to avoid meat more.  But I ate my share of fish.  During this time, I enjoyed describing my eating as simply Parve.  People would say, “Oh, are you vegetarian?”  “No, no not really,” I would say, “I’m Parve.”  It was fun.  I was always thrilled to happen upon a restaurant that would serve me bean nachos with soy cheese.  Or my dreamiest favorite: steamed soy milk with almond essence.  Yum – that’s living large in my book. 

 

It was during this time that I thought the world needed a cookbook of all parve recipes, Parve Planet.  I still have that dream, but it is still very much in development.  In the meantime, I’m here in Jerusalem where to my delight I found Parve Planet by why of a small deli in Mea Sharim – an Ultra-Orthodox neighborhood here where I was shopping for a tallit for my spouse’s 35th birthday.  Fact is, I don’t belong in Mea Sharim as a Modern Balabusta - but it's the cheapest place to buy a tallit.  So, the friend I was with, Andy (whose girlfriend Janet was visiting from the States, so really they were checking out Mea Sharim – I tagged along in my frum costume to accomplish my errand), was hungry and saw this place which he thought had some rugelach that he was jonesing for...turned out what he really saw from the street were tofu-pups in blankets!  We went in and the guy told us that everything was parve.  "B'emet, lo chalvi?"  (Really no milkich?) I asked, "kol parve" (all parve) he responded.  Well, you can just imagine how thrilled I was.  I mean usually places carry soy products because they are either meat OR dairy places - this was truly ALL parve – all veggie.  And I was INSPIRED.  He had veggie stuffed peppers, kasha knishes, awesome potato knishes, all kinds of salads, all kinds of pastry things stuffed with veggie mixes, potato mixes, potato w/soy meat mixes, etc, etc..oh, and latke and kugel (yes, non-dairy noodle kugel).  he also had fried fish, gefilte fish, fish cakes, fish kubeh-shaped things....it goes on.  And the shop owner was a cheery, sweet, and friendly man - he even WANTED us to take his picture.  But unfortunately by the time we got back with film the kosher police were there - which of course means “no way” in that neighborhood where there are posters forbidding sightseeing and photographing.   We stopped back by later because we were going in circles looking for the tallit store someone had recommended - and by this time there was an older man behind the counter - who, when I asked "effo od gever?" (Where is the other man?), proudly told us the other guy was his son.  To which I responded, "Tov meod, hu chaver shelanu" (Very good, he is our friend).  He probably thought we were crazy.

 

Crazy or not, I was in love.  I had found a like-minded friend and home in Mea Sharim.

 

If you are as enthusiastic about parve food as I am, or if you are simply curious or in need of a parve dish to complete a meal check out these: Parve Planet Recipes (link)

 

* Parve food refers to any food which is kosher but fits neither into the Dairy (Milkich) category, nor the Meat (Fleishich).  This includes vegetables, fruits and grains…and, perhaps surprisingly, fish and eggs.


Parve Planet

 

Kasha stuffed peppers w/mushroom gravy

Kasha, which is actually a fruit and not a grain as commonly believed is an awesome, low fat source of fiber.  With serious roots in Jewish ghettos, it is even more important to celebrate and incorporate in a healthy Modern Balabusta diet of conscience, so use it a lot.  I do. I’ve got other kasha recipes in the regular recipe section.  Also check out www.wolffskasha.com – where you’ll find a lot of recipes, including my holishkas recipe which won the wolffskasha.com 1999 Summer Recipe Contest – if I may be so bold.


 

4 Red peppers

Canola oil

1 medium onion - sliced

2 cups hot veggie broth (mushroom ok)

1 cup of Kasha

Salt (or Bragg or Tamari) & pepper to taste

 

Gravy:

1 cup mushrooms

1 cup mushroom or veggie broth

2 tablespoons flour

Olive oil


 

Slice tops off peppers, clean out seeds, remove stems and reserve tops for dicing.  Heat Canola oil and brown kasha.  Season broth to taste.  Place browned kasha in bowl, cover with broth and cover bowl.  In kasha pan, sauté onions. Add diced pepper tops when onion is translucent.  When kasha has fully absorbed broth, mix in onion and pepper.  Brush outside of peppers with a small amount of olive oil and stuff with kasha mixture.  Bake on medium heat until peppers soften and brown slightly.  Meanwhile, heat olive oil and sauté mushrooms.  Once wilted and releasing juices, place aside and heat 2 tablespoons more of olive oil in same pan.  Whisk in 2 tablespoons flour and brown slightly.  Whisk in broth until fully combined and smooth – mix in mushrooms and their juices.  Spoon over stuffed peppers before serving.

 

 

Pasta with Spinach-Olive “Cream” Sauce

 


Lb. of spinach

1/2 Lb. of nice green olives, chopped or sliced

A block of silken tofu

Lots of garlic, chopped

Olive oil

 

 

 

Whole grain spinach linguini or fettuccini


 

Cook pasta.  Process tofu to yoghurt-like consistency and put aside.  Sauté spinach in olive oil and garlic - when wilted, sauté in olives.  Process spinach-olive mixture to blend, pour tofu in.  After well blended, pour mixture into saucepan and heat.  When hot enough to heat, toss in pasta and serve.

 

 

Veggie Slop

This recipe is derived from a meal I walked in and found my dear friend Dawn Rivera preparing with ground turkey (she was still carnivorous at the time).  It’s easy, healthy, yet it exudes the comforting nature of our otherwise gluttonous Cuisine Americana. 

 


Canola oil

Lots of chopped garlic

Small onion, chopped

2 chopped red, yellow, or orange bell peppers

2 medium sweet potatoes

1 cauliflower cut into small pieces

1 can red or white beans

1 can corn kernels

1 small can crushed tomato

Splash of Worsteshire Sauce

2 Cups Barbeque sauce (or to taste)


 

Heat Canola oil in large skillet or wok.  Sauté onion until translucent.  Add peppers and continue sautéing until onions and peppers begin to brown.  Toss in garlic and heat.  Stir in sweet potatoes and as they begin to soften, stir in cauliflower.  Cover and cook until all veggies are soft.  Add each other ingredient one at a time.  Serve over brown rice.

 

 

Chatzalim (grilled eggplant salad)

 


For marinade:

Balsamic vinegar

Olive oil

Dijon Mustard

Maple Syrup, molasses, or date honey

Chopped garlic

 

 

Eggplant

Kosher salt

Mayonnaise (tofu mayonnaise is my first choice)


 

Slice eggplant and place in colander.  Sprinkle salt on all slices and let sit for several hours to release moisture.  Make marinade.  When brown liquid has sufficiently drained from eggplant rinse and marinate covered in the refrigerator for 24 hours.  Grill or broil all eggplant and process with mayonnaise (or without for a less rich texture).

 

 

Saucy Sweet & Savory Carrots

 


Medium onion, sliced

9 carrots, sliced

Olive oil

Chopped garlic (the more the better in my book)

Pinch of ginger

Pinch of nutmeg

2 tablespoons flour

Cup veggie broth

Date honey (or molasses if not available)


 

Caramelize onion in olive oil with a pinch of salt and place aside.  Sauté carrots in olive oil until golden – add garlic, ginger, and nutmeg and sauté until fragrant.  Place mixture aside.  In the same pan, heat 2 tablespoons of olive oil and add flour to make a roux.  When fully combined and browning, whisk in broth until fully mixed and smooth.  Add onions.  Add date honey to taste and replace carrot mixture back into pan with sauce.  Stir to heat and cover all carrots with sauce.

 

 

Futons

The odd name for this dish comes from my sister (a fabulous rabbi and modern balabusta) and I abbreviating one of our favorite finger foods to make and eat together: tofu wontons.  The name stuck for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is that it hearkens the relaxing thought of a bed (futon) and the glorious possibility of sleep.  I also must add that I originally learned how to make tofu wontons from the first Hawaiian Modern Balabusta I ever met, a choreographer back in college.  Her name is Kristin Seaver and if you know her or are she – please contact me immediately

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1 package wonton skins

Canola oil

 

 

 

1 block tofu

1 can waterchestnuts, finely chopped

Bragg to taste (or soy or Tamari)

Pinch of ground ginger

Lots of chopped garlic


 

 

Mush tofu with fork and mix in all ingredients except skins.  Place a small ball of mixture in the center of wonton skin and fold.  Secure with a small amount of water to “paste” skin closed.   Heat a pot of canola oil to high heat (test with drops of water).  Gently place wontons in oil until cooked. 

 

 

 

 

Marok Ya'akov

In the Tanach we encounter "Red Stuff" being prepared by Ya'akov and traded to famished brother Esau for his birthright.  commentary aside, this is my take on what that "Red Stuff" was.

 

 


300 grams uncooked red lentils

1/2 can crushed tomato

1/2 large tomato paste

Olive oil

1 small onion, minced

3 cloves of garlic, minced

4 tbs. Cumin

3 tbs. Cinnamon

1 tbs. Thyme

1 tbs. Rosemary


3 tbs. of honey

6 cups broth


 

Cook lentils in 2 cups of broth (also season to taste).  When all water is absorbed and lentils are tender remove from heat, drain if necessary and set aside.  In a big soup pot, sauté onion until translucent.  Stir in garlic and all spices and herbs.  Sauté until fragrant, then stir in tomato paste and tomatoes, then honey.  Cook about a minute or two then stir in lentils.  Cook three minutes then add broth.  Cook another three minutes then remove from heat and process in pot (hand‑processor/blender).  Replace on stove and cook, stirring frequently another three minutes and serve.

 

 

Believe It or Not Mousakka

 

3 medium eggplants, sliced

6 medium potatoes, thickly sliced

Olive oil

1 onion

3 cloves of garlic

1 tbsp. Cumin

3 tbsp. Cinnamon

2 cups fake ground meat

1 can tomato paste

Water

Salt

2 cups soy milk, heated

1/2 cup flour

 

Salt eggplants and set in strainer for several hours to strain brown liquid.  Cook potato slices (in microwave if possible) until just tender.  Meanwhile, sauté onion in oil with a little bit of salt until translucent.  Add garlic, then cumin, and cinnamon, then fake meat and stir until fake meat is cooked.  Stir in tomato paste until blended - add water until consistency is that of a thick sauce.  On the bottom of a large deep baking dish (I prefer clay or glass) spread a small amount of sauce.  Follow with a layer of all the potatoes, then all the eggplant, then all the sauce.  In a small saucepan, heat 1/2 cup of oil.  When hot, whisk in flour - when well blended, slowly whisk in heated soymilk to make.  Spread evenly over top of mousakka layers in baking dish.  Cook on medium high heat until potatoes are extremely tender.

 

For more parve recipes, check out the other recipe sections here!

 

 

 

 

 

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